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A Memon o, a surti o and a hedru o, all  having no wife, no children, no

money,

no home and blind mothers.

They come accross a lamp,the memon  rubs the lamp, to clean it and see

if he can sell it for scrap metal, and lo & behold, a genie appears..

So the genie says, hmmm, there's 3 of you, and he agrees to grant each only

one wish.

Surti o says:

"I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my child's hands

in our new mansion over looking the ocean while standing next to our new

Ferrari."

Genie says:

"Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these surti!"

the hedru says "Bru, I want the same as what the surti o wished for"

the genie says "I totally expected that, you pakis have no imagination"

so the memoni, after scratching his head reckons

"I want to be the landlord of both those beach houses,

the owner of the jewelry shop where they got the bangles from,

the owner of the garage where they got the ferraris from,

and the only guy who can cure their blind mothers sight,

and oh I want the the surti  o to be married to my daughter,

so he can be ghar jamai!!!"

the genie fainted..