A ekikuyu 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months pregnant. Very

worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want
to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair,impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and
he explains: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem.However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally,if a girl is born I
will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
$1,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000
each.  However,if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I
do?

At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again and
try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and, if she
continues the miscarrige, the mother is here at your disposal or you can
have both my daughter and my wife.